Halloween Costume Help!
Guess who this is…
Yes, the day of ghouls and goblins is fast approaching, and I’m looking for costume ideas now – the first party is this Saturday!
What would crazy Wayan wear? I’m always in for a thinking man’s costume, one that takes a moment to figure out. Say a black shirt covered with Easter peeps = a chick magnet. Or a lumberjack outfit with a milk carton sporting a “Where’s my blue ox?” ad = Paul Bunyan.
Yet, I don’t like costumes that require hours of prep or makeup. Mummies and zombies are way too annoying three hours or six drinks into the night. Also, supermodels like costumes that make a man look good – or at least fun.
So, whaddya say DC – what should Wayan be? If I pick your idea to wear, a Metroblogging DC t-shirt will go your way.
How about a one night stand? A used condom, a tube of ky jelly, a panty on a table top (which you make up using cardboard to sit around your chest or waist).
might make it hard to hug a supermodel…
Eh I’ve seen that one already actually. Seems like we’re on the same frame of mind today. Might I suggest what a friend passed along to me?
I just got one of these…
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000AO53Q2/ref=dp_also-recommended_1/104-1860201-4025560?ie=UTF8&n=1036592&s=apparel
It’s all the costume I need.
Shinguards are sexy. Bleach your hair, borrow a football kit and go as Beckham.
Two words: invisible pedestrian
A Day Off – Using black lettering, write October 30, 2005 or November 1, 2005 on an orange shirt.
Generic Halloween Costume – Wear a white t-shirt and hat with black letters saying “Halloween Costume”
“cloudy with a chance of rain” – Wear all grey and stick cotton balls to your head
Blackmail – wear black and tape envelopes to you
Pot Head (wear potted plant on head)
“web surfer” – wear a swimsuit covered with fake spider webbing
Go as MLB – carry a tin cup for a handout and if anyone offers you one demand they sign a big contract committing them to a ton of shit but obligating you to nothing.
I’ve got my costume. I only hope I survive the day.
My favorite was always “road kill.” Black tennies, black socks, black jeans, black turtleneck…and then simple, yellow duct-tape down the center in bars, and safety-pin a stuffed white bunny (or whatever) with a few drops of “blood” (red food coloring) for effect.