Halloween Costume Help!

Guess who this is…

Yes, the day of ghouls and goblins is fast approaching, and I’m looking for costume ideas now – the first party is this Saturday!

What would crazy Wayan wear? I’m always in for a thinking man’s costume, one that takes a moment to figure out. Say a black shirt covered with Easter peeps = a chick magnet. Or a lumberjack outfit with a milk carton sporting a “Where’s my blue ox?” ad = Paul Bunyan.

Yet, I don’t like costumes that require hours of prep or makeup. Mummies and zombies are way too annoying three hours or six drinks into the night. Also, supermodels like costumes that make a man look good – or at least fun.

So, whaddya say DC – what should Wayan be? If I pick your idea to wear, a Metroblogging DC t-shirt will go your way.

10 Comments so far

  1. Bus_turd (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 5:05 pm

    How about a one night stand? A used condom, a tube of ky jelly, a panty on a table top (which you make up using cardboard to sit around your chest or waist).

  2. Bus_turd (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 5:16 pm

    might make it hard to hug a supermodel…

  3. Sweet (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 5:16 pm

    Eh I’ve seen that one already actually. Seems like we’re on the same frame of mind today. Might I suggest what a friend passed along to me?

  4. Mike (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 5:43 pm
  5. amy (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 6:03 pm

    Shinguards are sexy. Bleach your hair, borrow a football kit and go as Beckham.

  6. WFY (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 6:22 pm

    Two words: invisible pedestrian

  7. halloweenrocks (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 6:59 pm

    A Day Off – Using black lettering, write October 30, 2005 or November 1, 2005 on an orange shirt.

    Generic Halloween Costume – Wear a white t-shirt and hat with black letters saying “Halloween Costume”

    “cloudy with a chance of rain” – Wear all grey and stick cotton balls to your head

    Blackmail – wear black and tape envelopes to you
    Pot Head (wear potted plant on head)

    “web surfer” – wear a swimsuit covered with fake spider webbing

  8. Don (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 7:35 pm

    Go as MLB – carry a tin cup for a handout and if anyone offers you one demand they sign a big contract committing them to a ton of shit but obligating you to nothing.

  9. Paulo (unregistered) on October 17th, 2006 @ 10:14 pm

    I’ve got my costume. I only hope I survive the day.

  10. Doug (unregistered) on October 23rd, 2006 @ 11:34 pm

    My favorite was always “road kill.” Black tennies, black socks, black jeans, black turtleneck…and then simple, yellow duct-tape down the center in bars, and safety-pin a stuffed white bunny (or whatever) with a few drops of “blood” (red food coloring) for effect.

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