When you get an email with the subject TREAT URGENT AND VERY CONFIDENTIAL, what do you think the odds are it’s junk mail? 90%, 95%, 99%? Now you’re getting warmer.

Apparently, there are all sorts of people in Africa with millions of dollars and they’re just dying to give it all to you no questions asked. Phishing is almost as ludicrous, “Please Update Your PayPal Account Right Away!”, with a URL to some domain like paypal.tv, and so on.

Do you like green eggs and spam?

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.