No Love for the Nationals?
Wow. So I post a “Get Free Nationals Tickets” caption contest yesteray and get not a single entry.
What gives DC? Was the contest too hard? Might you have difficulty laughing at me? My supermodels sure don’t.
It can’t be the mental challenge, this is a town of lawyers and government wonks. It must be a lack of love for the prize: four tickets to tonight’s Nationals vs. NY Mets 7pm game at RFK.
Does the next to last game of the season not call to you? Might the Section 445 and enjoying $6.50 Miller Lites be too overwhelming for you?
Step up, DC, the photo is just calling out for heckling…
the photo is too contrived to be funny.
candids,baby,candids.
Okay, here’s a caption.
“Duuhhhhhooohh my God. Dis doesn’t have duh number thirteen neether!”
Ok, ok I know it’s too late for the tix. How about:
“Frank Robinson at retirement”
“Damn, can’t get no tix for the game. Does this thing get MASN!?”
“Alien seeks free world leader”
“Escapee from St. Elizabeth’s having fun in the park”
“Half-armed and homeless but not hopeless, Mr. Bojangles searches for his dog Spot in a box”
“Billy Bob threw out his back putting that dang tv up. No matter, he was determined to see his NASCAR ! That is what I call ambition, gosh darn it!”
OOps! I missed the part of including some DCmetblog headline.
“Jesus, at the Capitol dem ABC News is crawlin’ all over that Foley guy. Dang this tv! Maybe gotta move the trailer to get better reception, Mabel!”