Avast, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day here and all over the world. Can ye scurvy dogs imagine what DC could be like if all the Hill rats spoke in Pirate?

Rep. Tom Davis: Avast me hearties, it is a good day to legislate.
Sen. Ted Kennedy: Aye, I’ve had me grog, and I be ready to set forth the laws of this here land.
Rep. Tom Davis: Arrrrrr.

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