How do you know you’re in the wrong bar?

If you are single guy in DC, on the prowl for new supermodels for your harem, there is one sign you do not want to see on your way to the bathroom.

Granted, I don’t want to be stepping over drunk GW students either, but I was hoping that “Baby Changing” would not be a service offered at the bar I wandered into last night.

No, I do not remember which one, it was that hopeless good of a night. I just remember finding this sign an affront to my sensibilities.

That and a reminder that while my Mom is ready for grandkids, I’m still trying to figure out how to find someone to practice with.

4 Comments so far

  1. jgregory (unregistered) on August 27th, 2006 @ 5:53 pm

    As a single parent I can’t tell you how welcome those signs are no matter where you find them. There is nothing worse then laying your child on the floor of a mens room to hoist his legs up. Do you know how hard it is to change a kid while holding them in your arms? Do you know how creepy it is to change your kid in the womens bathroom? It just goes against every male gene. And, if you’re looking to meet women, forget the bars. Borrow a toddler. I can’t tell you how disarming a kiddo is. Plus, when they find out you’re just helping a friend with his kid you get extra credit. I guarantee that if you borrow a kid for the afternoon and you’ll be practicing in no time. However, I do have to admit that babysitting a toddler is the best birth control on the planet…or so says my 24 year-old business partner.

  2. East Coast Girl (unregistered) on August 27th, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

    Personally, I find it appalling that a child in diapers is being dragged out at night into an establishment dedicated to heavy drinking and setting up booty calls. Only slightly less appalling is the single father or friend of the father using the child as a tool to pickup women. Great parenting skills.

  3. Agent Deviant (unregistered) on August 28th, 2006 @ 9:56 am

    There is nothing better than a tavern with a restroom. If I had known what a babe magnet kids are I would had some in high school

  4. blah (unregistered) on August 28th, 2006 @ 10:26 am

    well at least when you see the sign, you know the chicks put out.

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