Vegetarian Starter Kit
Hello my little green friend. What might you have there? Yes, inside you and just for me.
A Vegetarian Starter Kit
Hmm, that’s interesting. Why might you be here, on this random street corner in Adams Morgan? Does PETA think they will change hearts and minds here? Or are they hoping to open pocketbooks?
I would think Adams-Morgan already has plenty of vegetarians, no need for a starter kit. And those here that are not vegetarian, good luck with them.
They are either like I, know about it and are happy carnivores, or like the family next to me, confused as much by the dense English text as the overall idea of living chorizo-free voluntarily.
Vegetarian Starter Kit: Just add tofu!!!
Wouldn’t you think that a Vegetarian Starter Kit would include food of some sort? Oh, why bother? They may as well just eat the recycled paper anyway.
I see the Vegetarian starter kit at my bus stop every morning, but the thoughts of a medium rare lindy’s hamburger quashes any thoughts of grabbing the kit (even when desperate for reading material).