Coming soon to a police station near suburban Maryland: Crips on a Farm! It’s a hot new thing to be part of the Crips on the Farm gang, based in suburban Maryland. Thuggin’ it out hardcore with their pimp cups on full of fresh milk from Bessie, the gang cow. Pimpin’ out the farmer’s daughter. Yeah, this metaphor could just go on and on and on

I’m curious, though, and it’s now about how can gangs operate when the streets aren’t mean, but what happens when there just aren’t streets to be operating on?!

Anyhow, congrats to the Maryland Gang Task Force, which can’t fix Prince George’s County, but somehow focuses their efforts on Washington County and the area around Frederick.