So, with the War in Iraq raging, potential deployments in Lebanon and other nations looming, the Army has decided to…build an amusement park? They’re looking at expanding a new Museum complex to include a hotel and amusement center including “4D Rides” and, well, 22,000 new commuters for that section of Fairfax County, which has the County Officials a little upset at the idea. Not to mention the possibility of 3 million extra visitors each year clogging the roads of Fairfax.

Well, I guess now that we’ve caught Osama, we can just build a little tourist center. Wait, what do you mean he’s still out there?