I’m sure Wayan will be sure to ditch his adoring fans flock of supermodels for one night with the Rollergirls of D.C. in order to assit them with their quest for some fresh meat. Whereas I’m sure Wayan would look great in some skates and a short skirt, I believe he’s ineligible to play due to not having the right equipment, but I fully expect him to see arm wrestle once of those hot, strong chicks.

The D.C. Rollergirls are striving to bring a little bit of fun to the D.C. area (I’m thinking a John Waters movie on skates – oh yeah!) The D.C. Rollergirls’ very own Hooah!Girl informed me that they’re in their sixth month of recruitment and are D.C.’s first flat-track, all-girl roller derby league. I think Hooah!Girl has convinced me to live my very own Roller Boogie fantasy. With their season starting in April of 2007 there’s plenty of time to get down and boogie with the girls. Think you have want it takes to get down with the bad girls of D.C.? Check out a practice or two or make it out to one of the many recruitment parties:

Hosted By: DC Rollergirls Fresh Meat Team
When: Saturday Jul 22, 2006
at 8:00 PM
Where: Asylum
2471 18th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20009