The Pothole Making Crew Update
“Dave, remember that pothole we made two weeks ago?”
“Do you mean the one in front of the Mt Pleasant Library? Where we dug into a freshly paved street to find our ‘P. Tel Co’ manhole?”
“Yeah, that one. Didn’t we forget something?”
“Um, to repair the hole?”
“No, fool, we forgot to take our traffic cone.”
“Oh. Wait, you mean I should go back and get it? Bob, if I take the cone, people will hit that pothole and damage their cars.”
“So? We need that cone; we gotta make more potholes today. We are the pothole making crew!“
Uh, did anyone actually, you know, REPORT THIS?
Check out http://ddot.dc.gov/ddot/cwp/view.asp?a=1253&q=564042. I hear that they are actually pretty good at fixing it within their stated 72 hour timeframe.
Very cool, just did. Track it with #1248012
Any update on this?
POTHOLES, STILL THE POLITICAL TICKET!!!
Every politician wants to ride in on some kind of promise, no promise is more hollow now than repairing potholes, even more so now that asphalt prices have gone up so high and most municipalities and departments of transportation cannot afford to repair even a third of the roads they repaired last year. ALL THAT IS EXCEPT FOR A TEXAS GROUP. Businessman politician Michael Gonzalez of Micas LULAC #4601 in Dallas has what he thinks is the answer. Via his connections in Washington and through his close affiliation with the Bush Administration, he has established over 1,000 teams of minority laborer companies in secret ready to roll out and start fixing the nations roads and parking areas. His “Secret Weapon” is an exclusive deal with a Dallas based company called Chemical Resource Corporation. He has established the rights to sell and use their product DOT-Pothole Filler. This product is already high on the list in Washington and behind closed doors politicians and businessmen USA wide are vying for the rights to climb aboard this ticket. The product apparently not only fills the pothole but can extend the life of road repair for up to 7 years, it is apparently that revolutionary. Little was known about Chemical Resource Corporation until recently, when they sought investors, but now apparently with an order book for their product in the millions of dollars a month investors are beating a path to their door with offers to participate.
This move, by the Latin community has been kept under a closely guarded secret and still is to some extent, but if it is all it is claimed to be it can make multi-multi millionaires out of what were once simple peasant immigrants. It could threaten the establishment, who get job security filling the same hole over and over and could turn the road repair business on its head. Even Kinky Friedman, the eccentric “Jewish Cowboy” running for Governor in Texas has it in his back pocket as a secret card to play, along with Schwarzenegger in California. Watch this space as politician get on board with this new way of reviewing our countries road repair problems. With such a low entry cost and with so many Latin crews available to undertake the work, it is no wonder Chemical Resource Corporation claimed “no comment” when we called them. This is EXPLOSIVE NEWS
Marian,
Thanks for the info on the Chemical Resource Corporation Conspiracy but watch out, now The Man knows that you know he knows that you know and he’s gonna activate the microchip in your butt and make you do foolish things.
Wayan – I think it’s obvious they already did.