How the Mighty Fall: Jessica Cutler Edition
Famous only for writing about fucking staffers and administration members, Jessica Cutler has found out just how far you can fall after a brief bout with popularity. Many thanks to Wonkette for pointing out that Cutler is now unable to pay her legal bills after being sued by one of her former beaus:
“The judge issued this order after Cutler failed to respond to her lawyer’s motion to withdraw (for nonpayment of fees). So Jessica, if you’re out there reading this, please get back to the court — ASAP.
Personally, we would give multiple body parts to watch Jessica Cutler represent herself. It would be the greatest pro se performance since Anna Nicole Smith. We suspect Judge Friedman would become very sympathetic to Cutler after having an ex parte conference with her in chambers.”
Nicely said, Wonkette, nicely said.
Edited Later : Cutler has requested we link to her name and to her book. I have linked to her name, but there’s no way I’ll ask people to buy her book. Though, if you feel like supporting Jessica, and depriving us of further blogging material, her site will tell you all about it. –TB
She still got a book published. Not bad for two weeks of blogging.
Is it worth it if you only find yourself infamous and then sued into bankruptcy?
Why not? It’s more fun than working on the Hill.
I read the book “The Washingtonian” by Jessica Cutler, it was fucking brilliant! I laughed my ass off….And so did a bunch of hip New Yorkers and houswives for that matter….Tom Bridge you stupid fuck-tard!!! The chick has a high IQ and honestly the opportunities and doe just kinda roll into and out of fingertips, its like that for some people who know how to work it. JEALOUSE much??? You won’t link to the book, because you don’t want to see people pay cash to her pocket. Well you wouldn’t have to worry about that if she’s as retarded as you claim ASSHOLE!!! I personally thank you on behalf of Cutler for the mention There is no such thing as bad press, The people that hate you make you !!!!
Clearly I am a “fuck-tard” because I think that sleeping with another woman’s husband, and taking money for it, is wrong, and that profitting from the whole thing via a book deal is doubly so.
So what, she’s just a low-class hooker? Will she now take London by storm with shoes? purses? her spead legs?
So what? There are so many more despicable people to hate than Jessica Cutler. At least she writes well. Morally bankrupt, yes … but I kinds like that …
I don’t hate Jessica, I just find iit pleasing that she gets to suffer for her fame.
Yeah, nothing says high IQ like taking it up the ass for money.
Oh wait, that says ‘whore,’ my mistake.
Hmmm, you equate a legal suit to suffering for fame…? Then I am very pleased to be watching people like “Teflon” Tom finally resign becuase his own party members were taking too much heat from his creative campaign financing, Dick “the prick Turban” go to jail for taking 9,000,000 dollars in bribes for governemental contracts and now a member of Club Fed, Scotter “lose lipped” Libby take the dive for his boss “Elmer Fud” Cheney that shoots his hunting buddies and covers it up and the likes of the “Limp Dick” Limbaugh soon to go to jail for…… illegal drug possesion yet again. I am just waiting for the “The Cunt of Conneticut” Coulter to lose the other 1/2 of her mind so we can all finally see what contrived right wing falice she and her minnions will crawl up next just so she can fuck her self into oblivion.
And yes you are a Fuck-Tard…not becuase of your “morality judgements” but rather becuase you consider yourself to be on higher moral ground than others but at the same time you relish in what you believe to be another persons moment of despair. So very compassionate and moral of you. Perhaps you should go back and study more philosophy. Its hasn’t taught you much so far. Unless of course you only subscribe to Mac the Villan and/or the bastardized LeoS concepts.
Ellerman-Faun
Jessica Cutler happens to be one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. Tom, maybe you should worry about your own problems, such as your weight.
Oh the weight thing was already pointed out. Now I just want to say that you also have poor grammar:
But, since you went for the obvious, so will I. I dislike you because not only did you fucked a married man for money.
Hmm, from looking at JC’s website I think she has a problem understanding the difference between “dislikes” and “has absolutely no respect for”…..
Lolo, at least I can lose the weight and be skinny. You can’t undo the damage that adultery causes.
Yeah but if you take out the earing that JC snarks about then the hole will fill in and you’ll have gained weight.
Are there no pro-Cutler/adultery/whore-dom folks out there who can write a coherent sentence? Tom may have over-purchased at the comma store but at least what he says parses better than “I dislike you because not only did you fucked a married man for money.”
Actually Don, that’s verbatim from my site.
It is I who cannot construct a proper sentence.
I apparently forgot to grammar check before I posted. My bad.
Ah, silly me assumed people would use a website’s comments to comment on THAT website…. Two demerits for you, and 5 spanks with the Strunk & White guide!
Kinky, Don, Kinky.
I’ve since fixed the typo.
yall are bitches and hoes. im fuckin myspace royalty and can thus buy you. eat me!
Does that come with a real crown, or do you have to make your own out of a coat hanger and crumpled dreams?
its hotter then the burger king one you wear, blubber boy!
How you flirt, Lolo! I’m a married man, you should know.
Look, I don’t want to have to WRITE about you people, but Lolo, what the hell is MySpace royalty? Did you make the mistake of saying “yes” to Tom’s paid-airfare one-night-stand deal, do you work in the Porn Deletion Department, or are you just linked up to every skeezy gangster on the Internet?
you wankers are too unattractive for me
your wife must be quite a baller tommy boy
OMG, get over her! She wrote her blog, what like…2+ years ago?! I know things in Washington are slow to fade, but for the love of God…
If you’re going to get all moral and uppity, realize this: sin is sin, Tom. Lust ranks just the same as GLUTTONY. So put down the ho-hos.
If my cardinal sin in your eyes Ashley, is that I carry a few too many pounds, then I am hurting only myself, and not the truly innocent. Pity how you can equate adultery with my proclivity for epicurean excess.