It was ten years ago today that lil’ miss jet-set boarded a plane bound for Logan for what was set to be a summer of traveling around the U.S. prior to starting two years of A-Level hell. Ten years later, I’m still here, having never returned from my ten years of one big, long holiday.

I really appreciate the powers that be unleashing a hell of a light show in celebration of my ten years in this wonderful country, but really guys, this weather, contrary to popular belief, does not make me homesick for my native England.

Enough with the bloody waterworks already!