Stuck in Sri Lanka for work, I am enjoying my time as best I can. Best I can without my quiver of Washington supermodels that usually keep me warm in pairs.

How do I cope with their absence? Besides copious amounts of booze, I live by Fashion TV. Not for the actual fashion, mind you, for I am straight, but for the great slow-mo soft porn.

Almost as good as Computex Sales Girl Soft Porn, Fashion TV takes a very close and sensuous look at supermodels. Easy on the eyes, it is the best supermodel substitute in the developing world

I only wish I could watch it in DC. Comcast & RCN- anyone know if they carry it?