Oh Kwame Brown
how your license plate glistened
under the morning sunshine;
it reads
DC Council Member
At-Large D
in nearly impossible to read text.
that fine E350, though,
is hard to miss.

We all wanted around that panel truck,
its giant bulk lumbering up DC 295
in post-rush hour traffic
however, was it necessary
that you tailgated that DC taxpayer in his
swanky 300 M?

That luscious 3.5L engine roared
you sped ahead, right on that M’s bumper
Like white on rice.
or a politician on graft.

Oh to have such a fine ride,
and an awesome blue bowtie.
Oh Kwame Brown.