Yes, But do they come with Supermodels?
There I was, driving home from Bethesda through lovely DC, when I spotted the sign: “Maxim Condominiums” it read. That’s odd. Really? Named after the quasi-girlie mag? For real? Can I get my own unit with Jenny McCarthy or something like that?
Sadly, it doesn’t seem to be connected at all, instead it’s a product of Clemens Construction and McWilliams|Ballard. Wouldn’t it be fun if DC got its very own supermodel-swank pad? Complete with all the rad tunes and slick gadgetry that Maxim hocks each month to its drooling subscribers? In our very own Tenleytown, no less!
Or is that just me that wants to believe that’s a business model that’s just waiting to be filled…
Did you notice that they were described as High Performance Condominiums? That’s rich.
Yeah, I’m not exactly sure how a condominium performs at any level other than adequate, all by itself… The peculiarities of marketing aside.