Guess who’s spending Memorial Day in the poke? None other than our very own Gilbert Arenas, star player for the Washington Wizards. Not to worry, it’s only for resisting arrest without violence. Arenas is turning out to be the Bill Clinton of the NBA; even when he’s a dummy, you can’t help but love the guy.

The story with all this is that Wizards benchwarmer Awvee Storey was busted for blocking a street in Miami. A cop ordered him off the street and arrested him for not obeying a command. Gilbert jumps out of the car to stick with his boy. And gets his own pair of slap-ons. Of course, if the arresting officer looked anything like chicky below, well, go go gilly!!!

P.S. If you are an NBA free agent reading this, don’t you think that you would want a teammate like that? And since Storey will soon be a free agent himself, I’m dropping the hint that he won’t be coming back…