No Swimming at Virginia Beach…

I hope you weren’t planning on going swimming this weekend when you were headed out to Virginia Beach. See, higher than normal bacteria count has closed a few beaches there, and folks are recommended not to go swimming, lest they come down with a nasty, nasty, nasty infection of the lungs, skin, eyes or gastrointestinal tract. Generally, that means don’t go near the goddamn beach

I fully expect an alarmist Fox Local News story on Tuesday at a hospital down at Virginia Beach with a few sick kids because their parents let them swim there anyhow.

1 Comment so far

  1. Jerry (unregistered) on May 27th, 2006 @ 12:50 am

    The part of the beach closed is not the “Resort” area of the beach where the hotels are. The “North End” is where residential houses are located north of the resort strip.

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