Are you bored & looking for a funny interlude to your day? Maybe you’re even a lawyer (in DC, shocking!) and this is a Sad Wednesday. Regardless, Metroblogging DC has a dish-o-humor for you, from our very own Terms of Service.

With gems like

If your feel that any of the content on Metroblogging.com is hurtful, Metroblogging.com recommends that you get a hobby and quit taking things so seriously.

or

There are millions of Web Sites on the internet and if you think we are responsible for what goes on any other Web Site you must be smoking crack.

or my favorite

No persons under the age of 13 or I.Q. of 100 should post any information without their parents or handlers approval and guidance.

With that last rule, there may even be a few new openings in the Metroblogging writer ranks, starting with me when I drunk post.