It Only Took 20 Hours…

Of course, by now, you’ve heard about Rep. Patrick Kennedy’s little accident over on the Hill. Of course, The Capitol Police think he was drunk, and that he reeked of alcohol when it happened, but, really, it was Ambien that made him crash his car into that pylon. Really.


Clearly, Rep. Kennedy has been watching an awful lot of tabloid TV.

Expect this to be on Law & Order in 3…2….1….

3 Comments so far

  1. Eric (unregistered) on May 5th, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    As much as I am a Democrat, the Kennedy’s really need to check into rehab for like, the rest of the century.

  2. Eric (unregistered) on May 5th, 2006 @ 10:07 am

    No ‘ Kennedys. I hate how email turns your spelling brain to mush.

  3. Mik (unregistered) on May 5th, 2006 @ 11:04 am

    I had the pleasure of meeting old “Uncle Ted” a few years back at a fundraiser held at the Seaport Hotel in Boston; he’s a dirty old man is our “Uncle Ted”.

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