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	<title>Comments on: Not cool&#8230;</title>
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		<title>By: Don</title>
		<link>http://dc.metblogs.com/2006/04/04/not-cool/comment-page-1/#comment-3555</link>
		<dc:creator>Don</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is hard to believe it&#039;s not a scam; most fast-acting adhesives don&#039;t stay good long - superglue/cyanoacrylate reacts to moisture so the humidity will harden it before long. Anything that doesn&#039;t bond using moisture would likely pull (albeit painfully if you&#039;re a hairy dude) off sweaty skin. And I can&#039;t imagine anything that would be MORE likely to make me break a sweat than the idea of being glued to a public toilet...
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is hard to believe it&#8217;s not a scam; most fast-acting adhesives don&#8217;t stay good long &#8211; superglue/cyanoacrylate reacts to moisture so the humidity will harden it before long. Anything that doesn&#8217;t bond using moisture would likely pull (albeit painfully if you&#8217;re a hairy dude) off sweaty skin. And I can&#8217;t imagine anything that would be MORE likely to make me break a sweat than the idea of being glued to a public toilet&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ted</title>
		<link>http://dc.metblogs.com/2006/04/04/not-cool/comment-page-1/#comment-3554</link>
		<dc:creator>Ted</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 15:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who sits down on a public toilet without SOME kind of check first? Like a quick wipe with TP or even the big round tissue template that many bathrooms provide. Sheesh...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who sits down on a public toilet without SOME kind of check first? Like a quick wipe with TP or even the big round tissue template that many bathrooms provide. Sheesh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: wayan</title>
		<link>http://dc.metblogs.com/2006/04/04/not-cool/comment-page-1/#comment-3553</link>
		<dc:creator>wayan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Reminds me of the guy glued to a toilet seat in a Home Depot.  Wasn&#039;t that revealed to be a scam?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of the guy glued to a toilet seat in a Home Depot.  Wasn&#8217;t that revealed to be a scam?</p>
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		<title>By: Tiff</title>
		<link>http://dc.metblogs.com/2006/04/04/not-cool/comment-page-1/#comment-3552</link>
		<dc:creator>Tiff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 14:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It seems to me that the first rule of a good practical joke is that the victim ought to be able to laugh at it afterwards- no bodily harm, no property damage, any embarrassment suffered should be in front of your friends, not strangers or coworkers, etc. 

Covering a friend&#039;s cubicle with tin foil or post-its:  Funny.  Gluing a stranger&#039;s ass to a toilet seat: So Not Funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems to me that the first rule of a good practical joke is that the victim ought to be able to laugh at it afterwards- no bodily harm, no property damage, any embarrassment suffered should be in front of your friends, not strangers or coworkers, etc. </p>
<p>Covering a friend&#8217;s cubicle with tin foil or post-its:  Funny.  Gluing a stranger&#8217;s ass to a toilet seat: So Not Funny.</p>
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