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Baltimore: Anna Benson Back on the Market
Posted By Tom Bridge On March 31, 2006 @ 8:51 am In Sports | Comments Disabled
Back when the Orioles traded for Anna, er, Kris Benson [1] in January, I predicted either a complete nutjob, or the happiest Orioles clubhouse ever. Well, turns out the whole thing’s a wash, as Anna Benson filed for divorce. [2] However, this does mean that all of Baltimore now actually has a pretty solid chance with Anna, especially if you’re a ballboy. [3]
Wait, you haven’t seen Anna yet? Pity. [4]
The O’s are in town tonight at RFK, and tickets are still available if you’re interested. [5]
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[1] traded for Anna, er, Kris Benson: http://dc.metblogs.com/archives/2006/01/the_orioles_tra.phtml
[2] Anna Benson filed for divorce.: http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseball/the-day-the-music-died-164182.php
[3] pretty solid chance with Anna, especially if you’re a ballboy.: http://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/050606ta_talk_ross
[4] Pity.: http://www.gorillamask.net/spankbank/annabenson/fhmprev%20(5).jpg
[5] tickets are still available if you’re interested.: http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/MLBEventInfo?pid=5711747&agency=WSHN_EX
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