Baltimore: Anna Benson Back on the Market

By Tom Bridge
March 31st, 2006 @ 8:51 AM Sports

Back when the Orioles traded for Anna, er, Kris Benson in January, I predicted either a complete nutjob, or the happiest Orioles clubhouse ever. Well, turns out the whole thing’s a wash, as Anna Benson filed for divorce. However, this does mean that all of Baltimore now actually has a pretty solid chance with Anna, especially if you’re a ballboy.

Wait, you haven’t seen Anna yet? Pity.

The O’s are in town tonight at RFK, and tickets are still available if you’re interested.

Related posts:

  1. It’s a good day to be an Oriole.
  2. The Orioles: Trading One Crazy For Another
  3. Start hating Baltimore early
  4. What’s Good About Baltimore?
  5. Blame Baltimore

2 Comments so far

  1. Don (unregistered) on March 31st, 2006 @ 10:10 am

    Looks like they moved those pictures. Classy link, Tom. Spankbank? Anyway, they’re here now.

    Why is she standing in a bathtub full of pee in the second photo?

  2. Tom Bridge (unregistered) on March 31st, 2006 @ 10:13 am

    Believe it or not, I Google Image Searched it :D


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