…Or Your Money Back!
Rob DeFeo, chief horticulturalist for the National Park Service has guaranteed that the blossoms will now be at peak on Thursday, instead of yesterday, when Tom Mills clearly showed them far from at their best.
No word yet on what DeFeo will be forced to do, should the blossoms peak on Saturday or next Tuesday, but I imagine there are at least a few bedroll lawyers amongst our readership with some ideas.
Meanwhile, in Fairlington, the cherry trees are just blooming, with about a week to go until peak bloom hits just in time for the amazing weather on tap this weekend. o-hanami anyone?
It’s worth giving it a go. Sunday is the Cherry Blossom 10 miler, so it will by CRAZY crowded – something like 10,000 runners scheduled to participate.
Living in the metro DC area I suppose I should know what a “bedroll lawyer” is. But I do not. Clarify? Thanks.
A bedroll lawyer is someone who gives legal advice without necessary being a lawyer.
The term is from the military, where bedroll lawyers were soldiers who knew the regs so well they could get out of anything.