Missed Connections

Where: The no-bling Giant Supermarket

Me: Ruggedly handsome Non-repulsive 29 35-year old man causes women to swoon only sometimes makes babies cry with his face, smiling stupidly wide, riding shopping cart like it’s a big mutant skateboard, driving away in convertible with the top down and waving hands in the air (cuz there’s no roof, see?) and laughing like a moron.

You: You? Who gives a crap about you? It’s 58 degrees in mid-February. I left my coat in the trunk, put the top down on the convertible and didn’t even need to wear a hat. It’s so nice outside I don’t even mind that in 72 hours it’s probably going to be one of the coldest days of the entire winter, and the following day we might have snow.

In fact I think that maybe even makes me like it better.

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