Today on Maury: I was forced to rob banks!

Recently, armed men have abducted local teens forcing them to rob banks. This is more bizarre than the cell phone robber. PG County police are working with the other authorities to investigate the situation. The teens were 14 and 15, and were threatened with significant bodily harm if they did not demand money of the tellers. This one’s just one for the weird files. So, if you’re a local law enforcement officer, please don’t shoot the teenage robber, they’re being coerced already.

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1 Comment so far

  1. Anon (unregistered) February 9th, 2006 4:39 pm

    What job allows for watching Maury in the afternoon on a perfectly normal work day ? Very interesting story, no doubt but surely this is not as simple as “Oh, thursday afternoons after the status meeting, everybody gets together to watch Maury”.


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