I’m here, I’m Queer – Lets Burn Crosses!!

In what must be the mad mash-up of the year, or a bad hangover effect of Bareback BrokeBack Mountain, those of small-minded Southern persuasion, who are also light in the loafers or limp of wrist, now have the ultimate fashion accessory: the Rainbow Rebel.

Soon to be available in wife beater and thong models, the Rainbow Rebel is the fashion statement for your next hooded assembly – a splash of color to separate you from those all-white sheets. It can also be worn hunting – why match? You have a gun, clash!

Me, I’m gonna wear mine when I carpetbag prance protest against Virginia’s gay marriage amendment.

2 Comments so far

  1. WFY (unregistered) on February 9th, 2006 @ 11:16 am

    That’s almost as good as the “New South” flag that had black, red and green colors.

  2. sara (unregistered) on February 9th, 2006 @ 4:46 pm

    i thought i was the only gay in the village

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