Dinosaur Children in PG

I was hanging out with a pregnant friend and her husband a few years back when her husband said to me, “we were just so excited when we found out we were pregnant.” My friend was having a particularly rough day and said “listen, when you pass a watermelon through your nostril, then we can talk about WE being pregnant.” I about died laughing – the hubbie did not. Later she said she got that from a comedian somewhere but hadn’t even planned on using it until he talked about “we” being pregnant. It remains one of our funnier memories.

Well, their baby ended up in the 7 lb. range, unlike this monster of a newborn that a Fort Washington mom welcomed recently. One word: ouch!

1 Comment so far

  1. Michael (unregistered) on January 12th, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

    Women are always whining about how heavy babies are. Its ridiculous really since they are so light. I mean come ON . . Who hasnt gained 6 pounds over Christmas???? What’s a few more?? Really now.



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