I was hanging out with a pregnant friend and her husband a few years back when her husband said to me, “we were just so excited when we found out we were pregnant.” My friend was having a particularly rough day and said “listen, when you pass a watermelon through your nostril, then we can talk about WE being pregnant.” I about died laughing – the hubbie did not. Later she said she got that from a comedian somewhere but hadn’t even planned on using it until he talked about “we” being pregnant. It remains one of our funnier memories.

Well, their baby ended up in the 7 lb. range, unlike this monster of a newborn that a Fort Washington mom welcomed recently. One word: ouch!