An Alternative To Firearms
Now, while I may be against gun-bans in general, I have to admire the ingenuity of mankind for making other arrangements.
Enter “En Garde“, the end table that turns into a shillelagh and buckler. No word as to whether or not the top has a bulletproof kevlar coated core yet…
Still, perhaps for nervous folks this might be better than a pistol.
Ha, attach decorative flanges where the post meets the table, and you have a medieval favorite, the flange mace, sure to strike fear into the hearts of any villain.