i know next to nothing when it comes to the redskins. i kinda get the whole joe gibbs come back story from last year, but what is this about clinton portis? i mean whoa…wow…what the f*ck???

deadspin’s got a survey for the best clinton portis alter-ego…i don’t even know how to compare them all — is it based on overall prop usage? color-coordination? best accent?

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