Comments on: Who needs a blog when you’ve got a license plate?

By: Stacey

Stacey — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:40:52 +0000

I used to work in Old Town and park on the street, usually behind one of our neighbors. His license plate read “ENDOWD.” Ew. One day nearing the end of my time with that organization, I saw him getting in his car, ran (yes, literally) outside and yelled from the front door, “Hey! Why do you have that on your license plate?!?” (I get fearless at really inopportune times, according to friends.) He laughed and said “well, dear, I’m an accountant… why, what did your dirty little mind think?” with a grody smirk. He was a skinny little 50 year old who at that moment qualified as totally creepy.

By: Don

Don — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:38:18 +0000

Yeah, but it could as easily be that the spouse who had to hand over the EX slapped that on it. It’s hard to parse if it’s misplaced gloating or a vehicular version of paying your $50 fine in pennies frozen in a block of ice.

The sentiment of the Bukkake Camaro is a little easier to comprehend, though why someone would want to tell the world about their particular taste is equally unknowable.

By: Oracle

Oracle — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 14:27:52 +0000

If I had to guess, I’d posit that the foot-high message translates to something along the lines of:

“While you (my EX-husband) are living in a lousy basement apartment, I’m using the monthly check you are forced to send me to buy nice things like this (dented) Ford EXpedition.”

By: pun

pun — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:58:28 +0000

Yep, your first post is a mouthfull

By: Jenn L

Jenn L — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 01:51:49 +0000

Hysterical!

And welcome, Don. Glad you’re on board.

By: Tom Bridge

Tom Bridge — Wed, 30 Nov 2005 00:38:25 +0000

Outstanding. Now that’s one helluva license plate.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 23:49:15 +0000

Thanks Wayan. After I saved the post it occured to me that I was surely setting some expectations with my first choice of subjects but what the hell, they may as well realize who they’re dealing with sooner than later.

By: wayan

wayan — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 22:39:16 +0000

Yo Don! Check you out, going from frequest poster to full-on writer. Unlike Unusual Candor, you seem brave enough to put your bytes on the line.

And I love the line you started with. Nutting like a reference to kinky porn for your first post. Good on ya!