http://dc.metblogs.com/2005/11/25/black-friday/ Sat, 27 Nov 2010 12:28:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://dc.metblogs.com/2005/11/25/black-friday/comment-page-1/#comment-1962 Velvet Fri, 25 Nov 2005 18:19:26 +0000 http://dc.metblogs.com/2005/11/25/black-friday/#comment-1962 Not a black Fri story per se, but a "working at Victoria's Secret during Christmas season" story. Every fumbling man trying to shop for his wife or girlfriend inevitably said the same thing. "She's about 5 feet tall, 95 pounds, and has 32DD breasts." EVERY SINGLE MAN. Sometimes she was just a D cup, sometimes that heffer tipped the scales at 100 pounds, but that's how every girlfriend was described. My brother said, "Maybe they are all dating the same woman?" Not a black Fri story per se, but a “working at Victoria’s Secret during Christmas season” story. Every fumbling man trying to shop for his wife or girlfriend inevitably said the same thing. “She’s about 5 feet tall, 95 pounds, and has 32DD breasts.” EVERY SINGLE MAN. Sometimes she was just a D cup, sometimes that heffer tipped the scales at 100 pounds, but that’s how every girlfriend was described. My brother said, “Maybe they are all dating the same woman?”

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