Bees! BEES! They’re Everywhere! Your Firearms Are Useless Against Them!

Apparently, a class of second graders learned a valuable lesson yesterday: Do NOT mess with bees. Nobody died, just some stinging, but all I can think about in this sort of situation is Chris Farley and David Spade in Tommy Boy.

Tommy: “Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees Everywhere! God, they’re huge! They’re ripping my flesh off!”

Cop afraid of Bees (Christopher John): “Son, uh, roll around. You hear me? Roll around on the ground!”

Tommy: “Forget that! I’m starting to swell up!”

Richard: “Save yourself. Don’t be the hero!”

Cop afraid of Bees: “Frank, I’m alergic to bees.”

Cop afraid of Bees Frank (Adrian Truss): “Me, too.”

Tommy: “They’re huge, and they’re sting crazy!”

Cop afraid of Bees Frank: “We’ll come back later and check on you!”

Cop afraid of Bees: “Yeah, in a while.”

Richard: “Save yourself!”

Tommy: “Your firearms are useless against them!”

Listen up

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