According to today’s Wash. Times the threat of some sort of disaster (manmade or natural) is holding up ballpark lease negotiations. It’s always something, isn’t it?

With this in mind, I propose that the team be renamed. In honor of MLB’s foot-dragging through every step of the process, I think there is only one fitting name for our team. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the:

WASHINGTON PROCRASTINATORS