The Revel Grove

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year. The time when you begin to have strange cravings for Steak-on-a-Stick, or smoked turkey leg eaten right off the bone a la Henry VIII. Perhaps you find yourself speaking in an excruciatingly bad English accent, or inexplicably adding “e” to the ends of words like “Shop” or “Old” – well then my friend, it’s time to don thy frippery best and hie thee to the Maryland Renaissance Festival!!

Runing weekends now thru the end of October, the RennFest is always a blast. Start out early and do as we savage Vikings do – have oysters for breakfast (and oyster shooters for second breakfast!). Wander aimlessly through the grove marvelling at the handicrafts – purchase some honey candles, perhaps some chainmail or a pewter toasting cup. Let your inhibitions run wild, and remember it’s all about having some good olde-fashioned goofy fun. Lots of it.

The stage shows are always hysterical – don’t miss the sword-swallowing – and the jousting is always rousing. Inbibe in local ales and wines (but don’t do archery afterwards!). Above all, spend the entire day, and see the evening exit procession by torchlight – really lovely.

1 Comment so far

  1. TOM MILLS (unregistered) on December 3rd, 2005 @ 7:35 am

    Oh man, RennFest is AWESOME. The honey meade (I suppose that’s redundant, since meade is made from honey) is some good stuff – sneaks up on you. I love watching Puke and Snot (actors) – the RennFest’s equivalent of stand-up comedy.

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