The Best Job in DC

I’ve just found my calling. Yes, the job that could somehow be even more fun and rewarding than my current labour. The job that I know college kids would drool over. A job that I’m already qualified at too.

The FBI’s Porn Squad

Only available to eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff in Washington DC, the porn squad gets to enact Supreme Court Justice Potter’s famous “I know it when I see it” definition of pornography and go after the “manufacturers and purveyors” of criminal obscene porn.

What might that be, you ask? Well I’m gonna quote directly from the WashPost on this one:

“Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions,” the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that “includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior.”

So yes, you’d be looking at some nasty Donkey Porn (Craigslist link, semi work-safe) to try and catch folks who come home to porn on the telly.

1 Comment so far

  1. gwadzilla (unregistered) on September 21st, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

    researching for this position right now!



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