I love my housemate, Francis. Not in that gay percentage kinda way, but more in the coming home to porn kinda way.

After a night at Twisted Sister Karaoke at the Reef, I came home to a treat courtesy of my housemate: Porn on the telly. Yes, tits, ass, and much moaning greeted me as I opened the door to my home. Nice.

What does your housemate treat you to after a long day at a show tune sing-a-long?