Mommy, why are people annoying?

Dear guy in the parking lot of Giant,

Oh, what’s that? You think you’re “all that”? Well, you certainly look like the kind of guy who would use that phrase, especially to describe himself. Well, let me tell you something – you’re definitely not all that. You’re nowhere near even “that.” You’re annoying for blocking the lane, and for blasting your techno with the bass turned up, and for giving me a look like I was crazy when I gestured that you were actually the crazy one. Parking lots are for parking, yes, but in the little spaces with the lines. Maybe you should remember that the next time you’re out in public.

Oh, and, yeah, you sure looked stylin’ in your Honda Civic.

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