Yep, no need to worry, fret, or stress, for the great powers that be, the Department of Homeland Fear mongering Security has made an official decree:

DHS- Threat Level will go from ORANGE to YELLOW for all sectors at 8pm eastern time tonight. Currently only mass transit portion of the transportation sector is at ORANGE & will go down to YELLOW.

Wow! That’s good to know. Now I can stop worrying about suspicious activity on I-270, stop pressing the panic button, and go back to snoozing on the 42. I just hope that I can still get what I pay for.

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