Losing it on K Street
Now what do you do, what do you say, how can you explain losing your wedding ring “near K street probably”? We all know what you were doing down there if you took it off, K Street ho’s. Yeah, you so busted.
Busted way more than loosing an engagement ring on Capitol Hill, which can be explained away on pre-wedding jitters and Jagermeister shots. Me, I say its time to think about taking a trip to Tombouctou. You’ll be happier and safer there, trust me.
“Loosing” is not a word. Try “losing”.
Thanks, I’ll try that. Only hope that’s not how he lost his ring…