It’s Official – Turn off your mind
Yep, now I have government permission to stop doing work. I’m gonna turn off my cell phone, my laptop, my lights, and my mind, only keeping on the AC, XM Radio, and my beer cooler due to today’s DC Text Alert:
PEPCO has issued a heat alert until further notice. Please turn off all unnecessary electric devices to avoid blackouts.
CORRECTION: PEPCO HAS ISSUED A HEAT ALERT, ASKING ALL CUSTOMERS TO USE ELECTRICITY WISELY.
– Damn, back to work then.