Free umbrellas!
If you go to the Nationals game tonight, you can get a free golf umbrella. No, I don’t know why. Maybe because there’s no such thing as a baseball umbrella.
I remember that the Prince William Cannons used to give away cool stuff at their games, like bats and slickers and duffel bags. Though I think one time the slicker advertised a beer company, so no one in my family would wear it. Let’s hope the free umbrellas advertise the team itself.