Slogans & Propaganda
Okay kids, it’s time for the first ever Metroblogging DC T-shirt Slogan Contest! We need a slogan that will appear on a very special, limited-edition tee that will debut at a Metroblogging DC event that will be announced soon (watch this space for details).
The rules are thus: Submit your entries in the comments of this post. We’ll accept entries until Midnight, July 6th (Wednesday night) at which point we’ll close comments. The Metroblogging DC writers will choose a winner, who will get a free t-shirt on which their winning slogan appears. Metroblogging DC writers may participate in the contest since we’re all grownup enough to accept the possibility that our slogans may not win.
We’re looking for something snarky, witty, and PG-13. It’s that last requirement that caused us to abandon our current favorite:
“Metroblogging DC: The Washington blog that’s NOT about ass-fucking!”
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ass fucking is friggin awesome, what r u talkin about?
go stella!!!
“Metroblogging DC: Viva Vicarious!”
Sorry I was a prude and vetoed the first one. :) You guys can still use it for other stuff, if you want.
I’m submitting the one I thought of last night, which gets less funny every time I think about it, though others might disagree: “Some guy flew into restricted airspace and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.”
Don’t give up, Jenn B. Maybe we could modify it a bit? Something like:
“Metroblogging DC: Unrestricted Airspace”
Cast my vote for : “Metroblogging DC: Unrestricted Airspace”. Or “Metroblogging DC: Smoking Hot Ass Fucking
Metroblogging DC: Bitch set me up
Metroblogging DC: The Bush Twins Love Us
Metroblogging DC: Where Code Orange Means Something
Metroblogging DC: Welcome to the Magical Land of Contractors, Protesters, and Tourons
This is your brain
This is your brain inside the beltway
Crap, I put some text inside greater than/less than signs and it didn’t encode them!
My last idea was:
This is your brain (show picture of brain)
This is your brain inside the beltway (show picture of brain being constricted by 495, about to explode)
“Metroblogging DC: Where Code Orange Means Something”
I just snorted really loudly.