The Nats have picked up their first win in franchise history, beating the Phillies 7-3. Better still, Brad Wilkerson, “The Kentucky Masher”, hit for the cycle, garnering a single, a double, a triple and a home run against the Phils tonight. Eischen picks up his first win in relief, taking over for Zach Day, who went five and two-thirds, recordings 3 Ks along the way. Guillen and Wilkerson both had home runs.

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