Our friends in New York got Mike Piazza, holding a press conference in which he did NOT come out of the closet.

Here in the national capital region (Okay, Baltimore, but close enough), we get a politician holding a press conferenc to announce that he is NOT cheating on his wife and that someone is spreading nasty rumors about him.

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