Wanna dress up in a tux and give roses to marginally hot women (or dress up in a gown and possibly get a rose from a marginally good-looking man)? Wanna get your 15 minutes of fame out of the way early? ABC is holding open casting calls for the next installment of The Bachelor this Saturday (Oct. 23rd) at the Grand Hyatt from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Just know that if you make it, millions of people around the country will probably make fun of you. Or be jealous of you. One or the other.