If neither of those concerts appeal to you then maybe rednecks smashing each other with cars is more of your kind of thing. Every August at the Montgomery County Fair they hold the R&R Demoliton Derby. It’s a great time complete with Corndogs, Funnel Cakes and amatuer drivers trying to kill each other with beater cars of yesteryear! And wouldn’t you know it, tonight is the night.
The fair is a short drive out of the city and the Derby costs a couple of bucks. Click here for directions
Or if you don’t want the Mad Max action but still want the Corn Dogs you can go to the Arlington County Fair which runs thru the weekend.